I have a problem. I don't know if it's me or my brain or if the distinction between the two doesn't really matter, but nonetheless, a problem I have. Observe:
Me: Let's do homework.
Me: Well...okay. Study, then?
Brain: You're stupid. I'm going to get all swell-y and crap so that you'll be in pain.
Me: No not another migraine! Listen, brain, we REALLY need to start on the Portuguese workbook.
Brain: No, let's look at pictures of kittens in boxes.
Me: We did that for three hours yesterday.
Brain: I know. But this is the internet. JUST THINK OF HOW MANY MORE KITTEN PICTURES THERE PROBABLY ARE NOW! Oh, the boxes! The kittens! We must.
Me: No, brain. We can't.
Brain: GAR! I bestow upon you, pain!
Me: *Whimper* Aaaah, no...I can't let you win.
Brain: KITTENS. NOW.
Me: *Sob* ...okay. Okay. Kittens, then.
PS. Your comments make me laugh and I love them. FYI, I certainly DON'T think any of you are creepy. At all. I'm so happy that you creep on me, in fact, because I'm a creep too. Word to the wise, creeps make the world go round, y'all.
PPS. I have the strange urge to say "y'all" all the time now. Whaaaa? I'm from Utah. We don't say "y'all." We say "brothers and sisters." I need a new word which refers to a large group of people collectively, with which I can address said group.
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