Spring Break means everyone is out of town for a week, including my friend Morgan. While she's having a grand ole' time in California, I'm in ...West Jordan...AWESOME.
(Arguably Morgan might not be having an awesome time because of the earthquake, but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? An earthquake would be super awesome. As long as I didn't die. Or lose a limb. Fingers are okay, though.)
Morgan: So what are you up to today?
Megan: Well nothing that is too interesting.
Megan: I might make some potstickers.
Megan: Maybe I'll give the dogs a bath.
Megan: Unless disaster befalls the city, in which case I'll put on my supersuit and save the word.
Megan: Not word...
Megan: Although I could save a word, if the need arised.
Megan: Arised isn't a word.
Megan: ZOMG I'M GOING TO SAVE THE WORD ARISED.
Megan: ...don't judge me.
I imagine she read that a couple of times, shaking her head and wondering how much sleep I got last night.
The answer? NONE.
Updated: Be aware, because this is probably going to be me.