I received this comment from "anonymous" today (I edited the bad word. WHOOO for pretension!):
"F*** you and everyone who comments on this. Your blogs are pretentious and, although it is clear you are joking, it is not funny in the least. You have a very immature sense of humor and I despise you more than anybody could despise anything. Ever."
My initial response was disbelief, as I wondered why, in the same sentence, anonymous insults both me and him/herself...cause...you know...he/she commented on "this."
Then I laughed.
Anonymous, do you really despise me more than anything ever? Wanna know things that I despise?
2. Domestic abuse
3. Being chased by geese
5. Road maps
6. Any maps
7. Murder again
This clearly calls for another award.
Anonymous, don't feel bad. I made one for you too:
I will literally give you that hug. No, really. I'm being serious. Why don't you email me and we'll talk it out, huh? Then there can be rainbows and butterflies and we can all learn to respect each other and enjoy each other and have enough decency not to despise/insult total strangers just because some people don't like unicorns jokes and others do.
Differences, kids. They make us special.
P.S. Just so we're all clear, insulting me is just fine. But your comments will be marked as spam and I might write an immature and pretentious post about it. "But Megan, FREE SPEECH! You just don't want to deal with anyone who disagrees!"
Um, duh. This is MY blog. Free speech doesn't apply so much. Why would I let anyone say icky things about me and my readers? It's insulting to the very concepts of acceptance and free speech. If you want to disagree with me respectfully, knock yourself out. Otherwise, let me reiterate a point: IT'S MY BLOG, I DO WHAT I WANT! HAHAHA!