What I want to say is that my head is like, "AAAAAH I'm going to kill you with the stabbing pain of one thousand narwhal horns."
Wait. I mean that I'm supposed to say that narwhals are awesome. I heart narwhals, you guys. Just because I haven't mentioned them, doesn't mean that I don't love them. I'm sorry, narwhals. You deserve better.
I'm sorry. I'm not very funny. This is a failure. Go read "Ice Factory" instead. If you're new to my blog, just read ANYTHING else. I swear I'm not usually this idiotic. Scratch that. I totally am, it's just that usually there are more pictures involved, and less migraine-induced sleep deprivation.
I will probably delete this in the morning. Enjoy, procrastinating college/high school students who don't go to bed when they should. Also, enjoy, countries on the other side of the world.
UPDATED: You know what? No. You don't own me, migraine. I'm going to leave this post up so that all of your facebook friends will delete you for being such a dumb tack jerk mugger.
Also, my "Twilight" post for some reason is attractive to you guys. Have you not read Dan Bergstein? Awesome times 34,234.
Please don't compare me to Dan Bergstein now. I will fall woefully behind on my chart of coolness. Anyway. Would you be interested in a continuation of that Twilight thing? Like New Moon for people who don't like New Moon? Or should I just pretend that I never wrote the first one to begin with? I will stare at my computer screen until you answer me.