I'm not going anywhere special. I'm just going to try really hard to not internet.
First and foremost, my latest post on SparkLife is up. TWO IN ONE WEEK. I'm a freaking superstar. You should check it, because it's probably the peak of my career. Seriously, now y'all (NEED. NEW. WORD.) are going to expect me to be funny, and I'll feel pressured, and I'll start posting drawings of tap dancing bananas and no one will be amused or impressed and then I will spiral into a deep depression and venture off-campus in order to procure a caffeinated Coke. (There's no caffeine on campus. THIS IS MY LIFE.) (I LOVE CAPS TODAY.)
Second, I get all nervous and stuff asking you people for help, because in my head, if I ask a favor you all will be like, "WHAT THE HECK. UNFOLLOW!" and I know that you guys are probably more awesome than that, but still. This is the way Megan's brain works.
So here's the favor. Feel free to say no and then question the symmetry of my facial structure. Simply put, spread the word, if you can. If you have Facebook or Twitter, post a link to my blog. I will then be forever happy, and will award everyone a veritable mountain of points. In fact, TAKE THEM. Just for reading, you all get one hundred thousand points. However, now the points are worthless, and the point market just crashed and you all hate me because you can no longer afford your petty trinkets. So maybe you can all have one hundred points. Fair?
Third, a lot of you have been saying that you want to be my friend. WELL YOU CAN! Simply go to Facebook and search: firstname.lastname@example.org (the period between "megan" and "squared" is there on purpose, folks) and add me up! You also should go follow me on Twitter, because that would be FUN! There are more nifty ways to contact me in my contact section. I almost always respond to people.
Fourth, you guys are seriously the best, ever. All the people who read and comment on my SparkLife posts and my blog are just so funny and witty and hilarious and I literally CANNOT WAIT for comments on a new post because you guys are just so laugh-out-loud funny. I just about die. Which is why I'll probably now be implementing an "Awesome Comment" section of each blog post. Because I just have to share the awesome. EXAMPLE:
Awesome Comment: "Megan, you are very attractive and your face is very symmetrical." ~Megan Prietzel
Fifth, I'm sorry that I talk about bacon so much. If you are a vegetarian, I don't mean to offend you, but you don't understand. I just LOVE bacon. I'm not into vegetarianism, but if you talked about it, I wouldn't bash you or think you were uninteresting just because you are involved with or like something that I don't. You see the point I'm making here? Please be nice to me, or I will cry and the whole world will drown in my tears.
See ya, Sparkle Pies.