Tavia: DUDE. I'm working in a house, like fixing it up while I'm here, and I found coke, like the drug, in it today.
Me: Did you SELL IT. I would have sold it. And then CALLED THE COPS.
Tavia: I couldn't sell it, it was all over this shelf I was cleaning off. Oh, and then I found weed in the freezer.
Me: How do you know it was coke? Maybe the dude liked flour. Or sugar. Or crystal meth.
Tavia: It was coke. We asked the other guy who was working with us.
Me: Did you smell it? I probably would have smelled it just to make sure. Which is why I'm not allowed around cocaine.
Tavia: ...You have a lot to blog about.
Me: Wait, you found the weed IN THE FREEZER?
So what DID they do with the coke? I agree, sell it!
ReplyDeleteThe neighbours at my grandparents' cottage are potheads, so this made me think of them. (I think that's a rude term. Is that a rude term? Oops. They're nice people.)
ReplyDeleteBut anyway, they kept their dead cat in their freezer until the ground thawed enough to bury her.
"I don't like cocaine, I just like the smell of it."
ReplyDeleteThat's not so so weird... I kept my dead budgie in the freezer until the ground thawed too.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. Hector =(
hmmm what happened to the coke ?
ReplyDeleteheeheez...this is funny!!! and you never beleave how i foundedede it...and imma not tellin ya ether!!!!! muwahahahahah!!! oh hell...i just pulled a vlad...oh well.
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