Tavia: DUDE. I'm working in a house, like fixing it up while I'm here, and I found coke, like the drug, in it today.
Me: Did you SELL IT. I would have sold it. And then CALLED THE COPS.
Tavia: I couldn't sell it, it was all over this shelf I was cleaning off. Oh, and then I found weed in the freezer.
Me: How do you know it was coke? Maybe the dude liked flour. Or sugar. Or crystal meth.
Tavia: It was coke. We asked the other guy who was working with us.
Me: Did you smell it? I probably would have smelled it just to make sure. Which is why I'm not allowed around cocaine.
Tavia: ...You have a lot to blog about.
Me: Wait, you found the weed IN THE FREEZER?