I received this LOVELY comment on this post (which I find strangely ironic. It's like anonymous is going for the gold!)
"dude, f*** this blog. I
This blog sucks
First of all, why is grammar such a big problem for this person? It's getting predictable. I don't know who Nobody is, or who One is, but I'm assuming they are people because I don't know why else they would be capitalized. Unless this comment is a cleverly worded code. It's like a game! An insert-your-own-punctuation-marks-game!
"...dude, f*** this blog. I. Mean. Everything about. This blog sucks. Hardcore. And. Nobody, no. One,. Likes you."
When you read it that way, it's much nicer.
Secondly, people like me. My mom likes me. My mom loves me. So take that, anonymous. I think we can both agree that you stand CORRECTED, my friend.
I'm assuming this is your response to my offer to hug you. I'm sorry. Maybe you don't like close personal contact. I can see that we're going to continue to have problems, you and I. In the future, please send all complaints to my house handwritten on 4x6 colored
cards. Fuchsia is preferable, but not required. If you can name all
the countries in Africa, you get bonus points. Can I borrow your pen? I
left mine in the car.
I love you, anonymous. I love you so much.