Hey just wanted to let you guys know that I WILL be posting this week. I'm not dead. Or seriously injured, as the rumors suggest. (I made up the rumors. I just want to be important.)
Please bear with my for a while because not too long ago no one read my blog except for my mom and, like, two random internet people who happened upon it accidentally. So up until now, no one cared if I took a month to post. I'M FIXIN' MY WAYS. I even have a post in the works. Love me still, please.
Sorry that this is not a real post. Please accept my sincerest apologies, and also this picture: