Lemme tell you a 'lil somthin' somthin'...pretty lasts. Hot is an expendable commodity.
GIRLS. BE PRETTY.
I just had to share this because it's currently the best video on youtube.
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Monday, March 5, 2012
Girls, please live by these words
Lemme tell you a 'lil somthin' somthin'...pretty lasts. Hot is an expendable commodity.
GIRLS. BE PRETTY.
I just had to share this because it's currently the best video on youtube.
Friday, July 8, 2011
Anonymous is back!
I received this LOVELY comment on this post (which I find strangely ironic. It's like anonymous is going for the gold!)
"dude, f*** this blog. I Mean Everything about This blog sucks Hardcore And Nobody, no One, Likes you."
First of all, why is grammar such a big problem for this person? It's getting predictable. I don't know who Nobody is, or who One is, but I'm assuming they are people because I don't know why else they would be capitalized. Unless this comment is a cleverly worded code. It's like a game! An insert-your-own-punctuation-marks-game!
"...dude, f*** this blog. I. Mean. Everything about. This blog sucks. Hardcore. And. Nobody, no. One,. Likes you."
When you read it that way, it's much nicer.
Secondly, people like me. My mom likes me. My mom loves me. So take that, anonymous. I think we can both agree that you stand CORRECTED, my friend.
I'm assuming this is your response to my offer to hug you. I'm sorry. Maybe you don't like close personal contact. I can see that we're going to continue to have problems, you and I. In the future, please send all complaints to my house handwritten on 4x6 colored cards. Fuchsia is preferable, but not required. If you can name all the countries in Africa, you get bonus points. Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in the car.
I love you, anonymous. I love you so much.
"dude, f*** this blog. I Mean Everything about This blog sucks Hardcore And Nobody, no One, Likes you."
First of all, why is grammar such a big problem for this person? It's getting predictable. I don't know who Nobody is, or who One is, but I'm assuming they are people because I don't know why else they would be capitalized. Unless this comment is a cleverly worded code. It's like a game! An insert-your-own-punctuation-marks-game!
"...dude, f*** this blog. I. Mean. Everything about. This blog sucks. Hardcore. And. Nobody, no. One,. Likes you."
When you read it that way, it's much nicer.
Secondly, people like me. My mom likes me. My mom loves me. So take that, anonymous. I think we can both agree that you stand CORRECTED, my friend.
I'm assuming this is your response to my offer to hug you. I'm sorry. Maybe you don't like close personal contact. I can see that we're going to continue to have problems, you and I. In the future, please send all complaints to my house handwritten on 4x6 colored cards. Fuchsia is preferable, but not required. If you can name all the countries in Africa, you get bonus points. Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in the car.
I love you, anonymous. I love you so much.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Happy Birthday because birthdays are important
I would just like to take a moment to wish my dear, sweet, slightly scary friend Tav a happy birthday. She is lovely and tall and if you are a tall, attractive male, please send me a fb message because this is completely unrelated to Tav and has no bearing whatsoever on my birthday plans for her.
Happy Birthday, Tavski.
UPDATED: Tavia is totally not a giant monster beast. She is actually very pretty and is not THAT tall, but I'm 5'1" so everyone seems tall to me, including Frodo. Yeah. Just thought I'd clear that one up because I AM NOT LIVING WITH A TROLL. Unless she's actually a very pretty disguised troll. Which really wouldn't be that bad and then it could be argued that trolls might be attractive. Anyway.
Happy Birthday, Tavski.
UPDATED: Tavia is totally not a giant monster beast. She is actually very pretty and is not THAT tall, but I'm 5'1" so everyone seems tall to me, including Frodo. Yeah. Just thought I'd clear that one up because I AM NOT LIVING WITH A TROLL. Unless she's actually a very pretty disguised troll. Which really wouldn't be that bad and then it could be argued that trolls might be attractive. Anyway.
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