Jen+Lova says:
heya
megan prietzel says:
Hello, who is this?
Jen+Lova says:
hello to you too
megan prietzel says:
You don't know who I am.
I mean it's possible,
but I doubt it.
Jen+Lova says:
Hey hun, How ru doing
today? Wanna chat for a little ?!? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
megan prietzel says:
Ooooh I see. This is a
spam bot. I GET YOU NOW.
Jen+Lova says:
nah, I am a
vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
megan prietzel says:
Oh okay, so you're a
spam bot that automatically sends a negative response whenever I type the word
"spam."
Jen+Lova says:
a what?
megan prietzel says:
SPAM
SPAMMY SPAM SPAM
Jen+Lova says:
Cool... Well, I am
Jenny Im originally from S.Florida... Let me ask you a question?
megan prietzel says:
Okay, but first let me
ask you one. Is it fulfilling, being a spam bot? I mean, do you get a sense of
accomplishment from your work?
I once considered being
a spam bot, however I'm not a robot.
It was a poor career
choice.
Jen+Lova says:
bot? like a robot? lol
megan prietzel says:
Yes, like your people,
Jenny from South Florida.
Jen+Lova says:
i LOVE florida, my
best friend Becky lives in Boca Raton, I visit down there all the time
megan prietzel says:
I've been to Florida
twice, but I was quite disappointed by the lack of wild alligators roaming the
streets.
Jen+Lova says:
Which kinda women u in
to ? r u in to NICE TITS or a NICE APPLE BOTTOM ?
:)
megan prietzel says:
Well, as a heterosexual
female, I'm not really into any women, regardless of their varying physical
assets. I AM however, into alligators. Why did I not see more alligators,
Jenny?
Jen+Lova says:
yes im real
megan prietzel says:
Ah, well that settles it
then. You MUST be real.
Jen+Lova says:
good question, huh?
lol.. I have a lot of both!! :) would u like to see? I
have some free time now...
megan prietzel says:
A lot of alligators? Or
a lot of physical assets? I'd be very interested in seeing the alligators.
Could you please email me some photos of said alligators? And could you please
name one Pixie McGillus for me? And could you tell her she's the prettiest
alligator of them all?
Jen+Lova says:
pics are old skool
hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :) i'm online right now http://www.reddit.com/tb/y90pm/im
the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video
megan prietzel says:
Oh, I don't mind if the
photos are old school. Alligators do well in all types of photography genres, I
think. Very timeless, alligators.
Jen+Lova says:
pics are old skool
hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :) i'm online right now http://www.reddit.com/tb/y90pm/im
the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video
megan prietzel says:
Oh, I think you resent
that, robot.
I MEAN DEFINITELY REAL
GIRL.
Jen+Lova says:
i dont think so
megan prietzel says:
...I think you did. In
fact I can see that you did.
You definitely did,
Jenna.
Jen+Lova says:
Yay... let me set up
my cam n u can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb
megan prietzel says:
I'm starting to suspect
that you're not from South Florida AT ALL.
Jen+Lova says:
Ok! Click here http://www.reddit.com/tb/y90pm/and
we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's plenty pix of me in there, if you like
click the "join free" on top, then register and it'll take you
straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute.. :)
megan prietzel says:
Is Booty the name of one
of your alligators?
Jen+Lova says:
jennifer is my real
name but all my friends call me jenny
megan prietzel says:
Hey Jennifer, I'm
totally online on your website thing. SHOW ME THE GATORS.
Jen+Lova says:
hey whats up sweetie?
megan prietzel says:
You know, I'm trying to
have a conversation with you, but you're so disjointed that I'm starting to
think you don't really know what's going on.
Like you're distracted,
or something.
Jen+Lova says:
It might say that im
offline, just start signing up.. im getting on now..
megan prietzel says:
Oh, oh so you're NOT
online?
Wait, I thought you were
DEFINITELY online.
I thought we were going to do this alligator thing. Am I being had, Jenny?
Jen+Lova says:
There is no charge to
sign up, but its gonna ask you for your credit card. Im wearing almost nothing
and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol..
megan prietzel says:
All I have to do to
verify my age is give you all my credit card information? Sounds legit.
Jen+Lova says:
Once you've completed
that, it'll automatically redirect you to my webcam page.. u better give me
some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd
love some from you ..k? :)
megan prietzel says:
Okay I'm a little stuck.
Should I also include my social security number, just to make ABSOLUTELY sure
that I'm not under 18?
Jen+Lova says:
24/f/Houston
megan prietzel says:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM
FLORIDA.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Jen+Lova says:
k u in?
megan prietzel says:
...Well I guess so. I
must admit, my faith in you is a little shaken, but as you now have my credit
card information and my social security number, who can I trust if not you,
right? LOL.
Jen+Lova says:
my cell is
206-222-1648, please dont give that out! lol
megan prietzel says:
I'm totally posting this
to my blog, you know.
JESSICA, WHERE DID YOU
GO?
I mean, Jennifer.
Jenny.
Whatever.
...There are no
alligators, are there?
I never did get to see Pixie McGillus. But I am now fighting the irrational urge to call that number and continue on our conversation about alligators. I could be like, "Oh yeah, no really, I TOTALLY want to see your apple bottom, but first answer me this: do alligators really live in sewers, or is that just an urban legend?"
