Nevertheless, I have come up with some super-cool plans for my future. Dive in, shall we?
Ideas for the names of my future daughters:
Autumn
Maisy
Chloe
Bella
Twilight Bella (Just in case I want to name one of them after Twilight Bella. Wouldn't want people to be confused.)
Megaladon
Helen Keller (Too far?)
Picture Frame
Picture Frame II
Picture Frame Decorated With Butterflies
Wikipedia (Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?)
Sue
Lue
SueLue
* (Pronounced "Asterisk"
**(Pronounced "Double Asterisk")
(**) (Pronounced "Parenthesis Double Asterisk Amanda")
(\_/)
(o.o) (Pronounced "Franchesca") (Or "Robot Bunny") (Or both)
/()\
/_|_\
Ideas for the names of my future sons:
James
Asher
Dragonslayer
CrimsonRedScarletJones (His favorite color will be yellow, probably)
Cement (Pronounced See-Ment. Probably will not go over well.)
Newton's Third Law (I always forget this one)
MyMotherIsBeautifulAndNice
AAAAAH!FIRE!EVERYONERUN!!!! (Pronounced "Christopher")
Atticus Google
Atticus LeGoogle
& (I don't know how I would pronounce this.)
Voldemort
Brunhildo (See, I took a popular female Viking name and made it male. I want people to know how incredibly creative I am. SO creative. In fact, watch this next one. It's a doozy.)
Satin Oxygen Little Bird
I also have ideas for my future name. As I understand, it changes when you get married. If I get to change my name, I would like for it to be one of these:
Optimus Beyonce (This is a bit of homage to Dan Bergstein, who should probably just go ahead and create a baby naming book. It would be awesome.)
Megan Braveheart
Megan Iscool
Megan !
LeMegan Leblahbleaux (In case I marry a French guy.)
Megan Angel Miracle
The Illustrious Megan
Megan Jeremiah
Megan Megan
Megan M. Megan
Megan Sexyfacehotpants
Megan Gotareallybigdiamondring
The Wittiest, Most Charming Woman Ever To Have Lived
I also have picked out my future home.
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| I has a rocket. Do you? |
My future occupation will be one of the following:
Supreme Dictator of the State of Utah
Supreme Dictator of Any Other Place
Person Who Gets Paid To Eat Cake
Official Officiator
Person Who Writes About Random Crap And Draws Lousy Pictures
Blogger
Blogger Who Writes About Random Crap And Draws Lousy Pictures
Person Who Makes "PH" Not Sound Like "F" Anymore Because It Makes No Sense
I want to be just like you when I grow up!! :P
ReplyDeleteMy brother's name is Sir Awesome Charles the Wonderful of Caketaleland Leblahbleaux.
ReplyDeleteYou two should get married.
Then we could be related.
Haha! I love your blog! Except you don't post on it much. I can understand that though. I once had a blog. Still do, in fact. But I only posted one thing about "Hello" or "cats" or something and then got bored. You are less easily distracted and more determined than I'm hungry should I eat something healthy like carrots or something not healthy like coco pebbles?
ReplyDeleteoh my god :D this is A W E S O M E.
ReplyDeletei love your blog!
MY NAME IS CHLOE! :D
ReplyDeleteI am all for forever rainbows, it means we are one step closer to traveling on paths of technicolor light! (this notion makes me go 'eeeeeee' involuntarily)
ReplyDeletei think dragonslayer is the most EPIC name ever heck it could also be his occupation
ReplyDeleteMy future home has cake too! What a coincidence. Also, my vote is for Megan !.
ReplyDeleteI will live in a cake....in space....with a mailbox!!!
ReplyDeleteI win!
My name is Francesca, but people call me ROBOT BUNNY. Coincidence? I think not. (My name really is Francesca, though. And it is amazing that you put Sue on the list as well, because my middle name happens to be pronounced just like Sue, except that it's spelled Sioux. Like the Native American tribe. Yes, I know. It is epic beyond words.)
ReplyDeletelol i wanna live on a rainbow too:)
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD NO WAY. (I feel super awkward, since this post is from October 2010 and now it's almost a year later but) ZOMG my name is Autumn. It would have been cooler if you had included my name but it was one of the awesome ones (like Optimus Beyonce) but still! *squees until she almost passes out*
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